Newton's Words of Wisdom

Women are like candy in a candy store. You see all these different kinds of candy, different colors, shapes and sizes, and you want all of them, because they all look great in their own unique way. You like these different kinds of candies for different reasons. Some are bitter a lot of the time, but right after this they are sweet, it happens so fast that you don't really understand what just happened. Some are sweet all of the time, these types are generally the ones that I personally like, what you see is what you get, I respect that. Other "candy" will be appealing at first, but as time goes by you understand that it's not really your "type". However when you try to move on and forget about the taste (not trying to be perverted, I'm just sticking with the candy analogy), it sticks with you and becomes bland and revolting, and no matter how hard you try you can't get rid of it. Some candy might look good, but in the long run you know you'll regret choosing it and you'd just be better off without it. At the end of the day your mom makes you pick just one candy, and you pick the one that's best for you. This is the candy that you'll stick with for the rest of your life, and it will always be your favorite.