My Kids

I definitely want kids one day (not anytime soon of course) and I know how they'd better act. First off, they'd better not be like their old man. It's not that I'm a "bad guy" or anything, I've just looked at things I've done in the past and mistakes I've made, and I don't want them acting like I did. Second, there's no way that I'm not spanking my kids. To many people this might sound sick, demented, and abusive, but that's just because of the new, "weak" age we're entering into. My parents gave me whoopings (spankings) and I can tell you first hand that I dreaded those more than anything (unless it came down to losing video game or T.V.  time, then I'd prefer a whooping instead). I've seen kids who are not disciplined by their parents, and they're generally what you might call "brats". I'm not saying that you need to beat your kids in order to keep them in shape, I'm just saying that my experience has been that kids who get away with more are generally the ones who grow up to be your criminals and all around "douche bags" (pardon my french). I will make sure that my kids know not to talk back to me or they will quickly regret it because they won't ever see the light of day again.